adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]
me: [sees cerberus]
me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup
cerberus: :D! :D! :D!